Robert Maxwell - Our First Meeting

I arrived at Headington Hill Hall, drove up the long gravel drive, parked my small Austin Seven Special alongside an large Rolls Royce. Knocked on the impressive main door of the mansion, it opened, not a butler, Robert Maxwell himself. He attempted to reschedule the meeting. I said 'No'. asked myself and my wife in and asked me "Do you want to pee?" I declined the invitation. So began my three year stint with The Robert Maxwell conglomerate.